From here on out, that is how it will be known.
On Mondays Anthony goes to school without Gabe. This always makes Gabe sad. So when he wanted to take his favorite toy with him, a play mobile man with a small pistol, I caved. This is known as enabling. I am aware of my role in the incident and will work to not enable it anymore.
So he is in the car on the way to get Anthony from school. We are talking. He tells me his nose is itchy. I say we'll get some medicine when we get home (3/4 of a mile mind you). He says that's ok, I'll just itch it. WARNING WARNING WARNING. I should have seen it coming, but alas I was enjoying a Dropkick Murphy CD and wasn't listening. Again, I recognize my role in this.
Apparently he used the little bitty tiny pistol about 1/2 and inch long to try and reach the itch in his nose. You can see where this is going.
"Mommy I can't reach the itch."
"We are almost home, I can help you."
"Mommy it is stuck." (at this point he is speaking in a fevered pitch and crying)
"What is stuck?" I am truly confused how he went from an itchy nose to crying in 3/4 of a mile...although I shouldn't be.
"The gun, the gun." Sobbing commences.
I tried to remove it with tweezers. That didn't work. I would have needed the arms of an octopus to hold him down, use the tweezers and keep William from crying. So back in the car we go.
At urgent care we wait 1 hour (through lunch mind you) to find out they can't get it either. Yes, it is really shoved that far up his nose. So the wonderful PA calls in a favor from a great ENT in Savannah. He normally doesn't see kids, but will take Gabe as a favor. So we rush through the DQ line to get some horrible food and head to Savannah (40min).
When we get there the nurses are amazingly awesome. So sweet. They work to keep Gabe calm as they use 7 different tools to try and remove the gun. Finally it is out. The first question from the kids....
"Is it ok to take it home? We really need it!!!"
We got home in time to do grilled cheese for dinner.
Needless to say all kids were asleep at 830, I was asleep by 9.